Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Today I Went to Poor's Man Heaven!



Dear B-Diary,
Today I went to poor's men heaven.......Yes-Walmart! Window shopping mostly, but as hot as it was today, I ended up buying another damn fan! Like I don't have enough at the house.

To compensate such privilege, out of the blues I went to the beauty parlor and fixed my hair who kindly needed a fixed upper of the worst kind.

Yes, I am looking fabulous again! LOL

Today, I finally received my Army desert boots that I ordered and like crazy, I am wear them inside the house just to break them in. Yes, I look ridiculous, among the fabulous-ness. LOL

I hope these boots last me quite a bit in the desert when I get deploy soon........I said soon--I will be a mean biatch if I find out that I am not getting deploy...after expending $143 in these damn boots!

Oh well, they could be a good hunting boots after all. LOL

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Another Mess up Weekend! Yeapy!



Dear B-Diary

While others go to the beach, lake or just shopping for the hell of it. I am stuck in the house, AGAIN! Despite hubby and myself, planned something different.

Yeap, Another mess-up-plan!

To started my Saturday, I forced myself to bed about 3:00AM, yes, I was building this biatch diary just for the heck of it. LOL

Woke up at noon, and like always...ended up in the grocery store looking for plate lunches. Hey, hubby is paying for it....meaning I don't have to cook! :)

My Sunday kind of went as Saturday but I over slept the morning, despite I went to bed about 10:30PM. The weather sucks right now, and it ruined my plans to go to Walmart not that you care for all this, but damn it...I am suffering from cabin fever at here!

I am back at my PC wondering around and looking for writing ideas for my other two blogs, so I thought, why not dropping by my diary and just "biatch" about my weekend. Here I am, deal with it!

From Fat to Fabulous!


Today,I look myself in the mirror and wonder how the hell I got to be this big. Me...who used to eat a lot and never gain a pound for years. Who used to be in top shape, thanks to the US Army...

Reflecting on this, I guess the blame is on my relationship with food that got me here. I eat out of boredom more than anything else. Gosh, it is hard to go to the stores and try new cloths, I used to buy size 5, now is up to 16, what the f@#k!

The hell with this! ...I am not going to pound on this any more, I am getting old and I need to accept myself in order to keep on living. So I decided that for now on, when I look at myself at the mirror, I am not going to see just a fat old me, but a fabulous human being, that have survived things that other might kill themselves for find it unbearable.

Today..Damn it! I am Fabulous!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Honey, Can I learn Pole Dancing?......


"From Time.com EROTICIZE Looking for a sexy workout? More and more women who wouldn't dare hit a strip club are hitting the gym to try pole dancing. For another sultry sweat, try cardio striptease".

I saw this in the news and I suggested hubby to get me a pole for work out, thinking that later on, that might spike the sex life.

That damn bastard looked at me and said "Honey, you don't need a dancing pole, you need a telephone pole"......meaning I am too fat for the fancy one!

I tell you what, when I loose all this weight let see if he can reach me once I get on the pole. LOL

The man,can be mean at times, but I love him! LOL

Payback is a biatch for sure! LOL

My reasons to create this blog...

I put it to you this way. I have two other blogs, one about spirituality and the other about my two jobs and since they are already set, there things I would like to express that doesn't fit in any of those blogs........

So, I decided to make another blog and named it "The Biatch Diary".


Why named it like that?


Well, not only because I can, but because sometimes and just sometimes....I am in a whining mood or like others said "In a biatch mood" in which all I can do its just complaint about it.

In other words........this is my blog for venting anything that bathers the crap out of me and if you feel like me, by all means post your comments or just comment for the hell of it!

You wanna "biatch" about it......be my guest!

If it offends you...amend the USA constitution, which still allow me my freedom of speech!


Gosh........now I feel good! LOL
 
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